dirtyberd:

christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

omg GIMME A BABY

shittier:

who is she

thefaggiah:

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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ice-master-kristoff:

disneymagicandlove:

WOO YEA WESELTON MORE LIKE WESELTURNT

weselturnt

ice-master-kristoff:

disneymagicandlove:

WOO YEA WESELTON MORE LIKE WESELTURNT

weselturnt

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

okaymad:

at the supermarket like

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sealfie:

"tell us something about yourself"

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